punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

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tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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ilovecharts:

Spring Cleaning
Today, Jessica looks at when to call somebody and when to turn off your phone.

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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sh1re:

happy easter

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"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."

— Tati-Ana Mercedes  (via opaqueglitter)

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troylersheart:

words to remember (x

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